I was puzzling over why my site had recently taken a bit of a dive in traffic, not a major one, but certainly one that was significant. Then I realized the problem. For the first time in a long time, I posted something fucking useful instead of just a bunch of randomly ordered swears. THAT’S the shit you guys like. You like it salty.
I’m not sure what to make of this, but analytics don’t lie. “Some Days I Miss my Goddamn Typewriter” significantly out paced “Five Subscriptions Every Digital Copywriter Needs.” In fact, it was seven views of the former for every view of the latter. You have no idea how disappointed I am in how proud I feel about this.
In the future, maybe you should try to learn a thing or two here, instead of just absorbing my fucking evil. Try it? Would you? Fuckers.